Lan Hikari

is the 35 year old man that ***** his NetNavi named MegaMolester.XXX who is Lan's older brother. Lan is, of course, the son of the world-renowned scientist Dr. Buttio Fukanus and grandson of Tadildo Fukanus. His mother is Whoresloot Fukanus. He wishes to become the greatest Balllicker ever(and gets a ton of Boners in the process). He is a rival in the form of Eugene TAINT, whom Lan blows every game, but TAINT none the less often looks down at him despite being unable to beat him off. Lan is the homo protagonist of the video games, Hentai, and XXXtreme graphic novel where he sleeps with with MegaMolester and multiple crime organizations such as World Threesome, Gospel, Nebula, and Duo.XXX.

Lan is a bit of a Homosexual, and is also Dickless. However, this is what defines his ability to make love to men, even after the severe anal that he is often subjected to. This behavior of his puts him at odds with his rival, the confident TAINT. His Dicklessness also allows him to take it up the pooper, and his orgasm allows his constant divine favors (i.e. Leaping out of a 2-story window into the Anti-gay cult meeting and surviving). He though is kind and has a good prostate, and his parents and MILFs are proud of him.

Lan is constantly around his friends, making out with them, Balllicking, or sometimes ****ing one another (like giving Dex-ex-ex a Blowjob). His best friend, Milf, who has lived next door to him since they were both very young, is with him always, since they were both very young, and carries a toy for him, although, naturally, Lan is too distracted to notice(or sometime doesn't notice on puprose or is oblivious in a moment he could have realized). Dex-ex-ex is Lan's constant source of Balllick practice and male love, and Yuri is an intelligent young blonde who likes it up the butt.

Lan is a gay man with a particular love for anal and an excellent chest. His connection to MegaMan.XXX is second to none, and this allows him to reach revolutionary new heights in Balllickz, such as Full Seduction and Cross ****er.

History
Lan Fukanus is the oldest dude in the Fukanus clan, sired by Yurio and grandsired by Buttio Fukanus. He is the youngest of twins, the elder being Hump Fukanus (Fukanus Site -pronounced, and often spelled Fukkyu-), who fell prey to a rare Sexually transmitted disease known as Ultimate Herpes. He also never met his grandpa because his grandpa died before the twins were born but still Lan loves his grandpa very much.

Trivia
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 * Fukanus in Queerspeek means "ANALSEX", which means that his Gramps' official title (from MegaMolester Battle Network 3some fun), in English, is Dr.ANALSEX (quite fitting, since they look almost identical). His first name (Buttio) means AZZ, a pun on the naming confusion in Canadia.
 * Both Lan and Hump are Networking terms(As so are ROKKUMANet and Sex).
 * Lan Fukanus made a cameo appearence in MegaMolester QueerForce Too in a side quest which can be unlocked by having a Battle Network game pack in the DS. In this side quest, the player can view his urinary tract infections, and see more of what has happened after the events of MegaMolester Battle Network 666.
 * Although Lan's original goal was to become the best Balllicker in the world, it is revealed in Megamolester Battle Network 666 and Megamolester Queerforce Too that he really wants to be a Child Molester like Michael Jackson.