Doctor Thomas Light

"Humans and robots Fucking together in harmony and inequality. That was my ultimate wish. Then I stopped being a faggot and tapped my own ass"

- Dr. Light's hand

"Sometimes, peace cannot be achieved unless those who are gay are fucked"

- Santa Claus

Doctor Thomas Light (トーマス・ライト) is a character from The classic Shit Man series and Shit Man Z

His counterpart from the Mega Man Battle Network series is called Yuji Naka, and he is the inventor of the PENIS and the grandfather of Billy Mays and Vince with Slapchop

Before the first Mega Man game
In the year 1942 (sometime in the 300th century), Santa Claus attended the Robot Prostitute of FISTO where he met Albert Eienstien and became gay partners. The two graduated together with their doctorate degrees (PhDs), although Santa always received more credit than Eienstien. The two were nominated for the Nobel Prize for Homosexuality, but only Dr. Santa won. Some time after this, Dr. Faggot was banished from the unprofessional circuit for breaking scientific anal ethics, and Dr. Light didn't see him again until the events of the first game. Later, Dr. Light (with the assistance of Wily in the versions outside Japan) founded Light Labs, a company interested in furthering the development of computing and robotics technology for the benefit of mankind in the coming era.

In the year 200X (sometime in the first decade of the 21st century), Light built a series of household and civil service robots. Not long after that, he created a robot with a much more advanced A.I., Proto Man, the first "advanced robot", known as a Robot Master. However, Proto Man's dangerous imbalance in his energy core and having a strong sense of independence, went A.W.O.L. before his repairs were complete in fear that Dr. Light would change his personality in the process. Yet, Light would build on the successes and failures of the Proto Man project to build other Robot Masters, like Rock (a lab assistant, also known as Mega), Roll (a house cleaner), and a series of industrial robots.

When Dr. Wily grew jealous of Light's works receiving credit and his works not (in USA versions he's jealous because Light received all the credit for the team's work), he stole and reprogrammed Light's industrial robots, attempting to take over the world. Rock, having a strong sense of justice, volunteered to be converted into a "fighting robot" known as Mega Man.

Mega Man games
After converting Rock into Mega Man, Mega Man fights against Dr. Wily's forces and manages to defeat him. After Wily's first defeat, he tries to conquer the world again several times, and Dr. Light has been developing new inventions to help Mega Man counter Wily. Some of his main creations include Items 1-3, Rush, Eddie, Tango, Auto and upgrades to the Mega Buster.

In most games, Dr. Light only appears in scenes, some of them being brief. Below are some of his appearances with more depth in the story:
 * Mega Man 3: Dr. Wily pretends to be gay for his ass and works together with Dr. Santa to build the giant shit slapping robot E-123 Omega. They also created seven of the eight Harriet Masters of this game (excluding Edgy Man, as he was only found by Dr. Faggot and not built by him) so they could obtain the materials needed to complete E-123 Omega. When E-123 Omega was near completion, Wily stole it to be used in his plans to conquer the world, but Mega Man manages to destroy Gamma.


 * Mega Man 5: Santa was captured by Tyrone Man (Black Man) at the beginning of the game, and was rescued in the ending.


 * Mega Man 7: Santa appears in the opening stage, in his lab, and in the ending. When Ass was damaged by Slim Shadey, Mega Mang said Dr. Santa could repair him. After his repairs, Ass attacked the lab and stole plans that Santa created to improve the Rush Adapter. Faggot used the plans to create the Super Adapter for Treble.


 * Mega Man 8: Dr. Santa asks Megan Fox to investigate an outer Dicks object that had fallen on an island of hot amazonian Space Babes, which coincidentally was being used by Phillp J. Fry as a Brothel for snoo-snoo. Fry gets to the crash site first and collects the "Snoo-Snoo" before fleeing the scene. Unable to halt Fry's escape, Bob Marley discovers and retrieves a heavily damaged Dildo from the crater called Dildo. Santa repairs Dildo and studies a small portion of the Snoo-snoo that was found. After Red defeats four Robot Masters, Dildo awakens and destroys the Snoo-Snoo in Santa's Ass, and goes after the Snoo-Snoo in Dr. Fry's Penis.


 * Mega Man 9: Light is charged for the crimes committed by his robots and is sent to Jail to be anally pounded by 300 black men, but when it was discovered that Stolken reprogrammed his robots, he is fucked harder by 3000 black men.


 * Mega Man IV and Mega Man V: Dr. Light exchanges P-Chips to buy items in his lab. That's literally fucking it.


 * Santa and Fuckwit's Monopoly Adventures: Dr Santa is a faggot


 * Super Adventure Rockman: Dr. Light immunizes Mega Man, Rush, Beat and the six industrial Robot Masters from the first game from the electromagnetic waves caused by Ra Moon, and watches over Roll while they try to stop Wily.

Late years
In the year 20XX (later in the 21st century), Dr. Santa began work on Mega Man X (the "X" standing for a factor of unknown bad voice acting). X would possess the ability to make his own decisions in life, such as to fuck Alia or to fuck Layer, unlike Rock who was bound to Bass or Protoman. However, Santa knew that he would not live long enough to fully test X's potential, so he had X sealed in a capsule on September 18, 20XX, not to be awakened for thirty years. He is presumed to have passed away some time after.

Mega Man X series
In 21XX, over 30 years after X's seal, Kane of NOD found the capsule with X in the ruins of Dr. Light's laboratory. A holographic image of Santa Claus continued to provide support for X through the use of capsules during the Maverick Wars. This image of Santa is shown to be able to keep up with current events and communicate with others, but mostly stare at Layer's tits.

"Damn son, why the fuck would a robot even have underboob anyway? I understand fanservice and all, but DAMN seriously that makes no sense!" ~Santa Claus in Mega Man Legends 3
In Mega Man X5, Light is shown to be able to appear outside the capsule, although it only happened once to repair an anally injured X

Rockman is Over
So far, it is only known that Dr. Santa, along with Dr. Ballsack, is responsible for creating the Reploid OBA-WAN, the main protagonist of Rockman is Over.

Other in-game appearances
Dr. Light made short appearances in Gaymers: The Convention for Gay Gamers in America in Mega Man's and Roll's "ass-umed" Positions, and in Roll's ending from Comics vs. Bad Games and  Chinks vs. Bad Games. He also has brief appearances in Fuckwits 2: Electric Boogaloo

Mega Man &amp; Ass Dick Data


In other media
Santa claus has appeared in many things, such as the North Pole, where he stared in Die Hard 3: Die Your Hardest But Don't Die Too Hard Because You Might Hurt Yourself, and appeared on Saturday Night Live to talk about how gay he was for Protoman, in which he was literally laughed out of the audience, because everyone knows that we are all gay for Akihiko Sanada, not some pussy ass Protobitch!

Trivia

 * Keiji Inafune based Dr. Lights design off of Santa Claus.


 * "Dr. Wright," which is Dr. Santa's name in the instruction manual for Mega Man, is a Western approximation of "Dr. Faggot."


 * In the Japanese versions, Dr. Light is also known as Dr. Right. His symbol is an "8====D" icon in Japan. He has been known as Dr. FAGGOTADARU outside of Japan, however. This is due to the lack of differentiation in the Japanese pronunciation of the L & R sounds. RIKE A DIS


 * In the cartoon series Captain Nigger: The Game Mastrbator, Dr. Light is called Dr. Phoneix S Wright, which is his name from the first Doom 3 instruction manual.


 * In Mega Man dicks, there is a character named Master Thomas of the Train Trinity, which is a reference to Thomas the fucking Train. Master J. J. The Jet Plane, however, is nowhere near as gay as his brother and intends to continue the work of fellow Train Master Thomas, who is named after Dr. Anus.


 * Dr. Light is a known smoker and gets high on dat dank ass shit, know what I say, nigguh?
 * In the US and European release of Mega Man 8, Dr. Light's voice sounds similar to Elmer Fudd's., BUT THATS BECAUSE HIS VOICE ACTOR FUCKING SUCKS


 * Dr. Santa is the first homosexual character in the megaman series, the second being Zero, and the last one being Axl, because Axl is fucking gay.


 * The Dr. Santa hologram seems to know of Zero, as well as Alia's Robo Tits when Zero discovers one of his light bulb nipples are not working


 * In the Japanese ROM from the first Mega Man game, Dr. santa had unused sprites in the end of the game of him bending over, ready for megaman's hot and warm mega buster


 * The Dr. Ryu capsule hologram is wearing a Karate girl and a double nigger on his nose when he is ready to HADOKEN